The Weirdest Things Ever Sold Online: From the Odd to the Outrageous

Ah, the internet. A place where you can find anything and everything you’ve ever dreamed of, from the most practical everyday products to things that make you scratch your head in disbelief. With millions of products being bought and sold every single day, it’s no surprise that some truly bizarre and strange items have found their way into the virtual marketplace. Today, let’s dive into the world of weird e-commerce, where the motto seems to be: “If you can think it, you can sell it.”

Grab your virtual shopping cart, because here are some of the most out there things that have ever been sold online.

1. A Slice of Toast with an Image of Jesus

In 2004, a woman from the UK made headlines by selling a piece of toast on eBay. Why was this toast so special? Because it had an image that looked suspiciously like Jesus Christ burned into the bread. Dubbed “The Virgin Mary Toast,” this holy snack was sold for a jaw-dropping $28,000. That’s right, someone was willing to part with their hard-earned cash for a divine snack.

It raises a serious question, though: What’s more valuable, the toasted bread or the history of divine intervention in the form of burnt carbohydrates?

2. A Piece of the Berlin Wall (or So They Claimed)

The Berlin Wall is one of the most iconic and significant landmarks in history, symbolizing the end of the Cold War and the reunification of Germany. But in the world of online selling, even a piece of history can be… questionable. Countless sellers listed “authentic pieces of the Berlin Wall” on eBay, but many were later revealed to be nothing more than ordinary chunks of concrete.

Still, one lucky buyer spent $100,000 on a tiny piece of the wall. So, if you’re feeling nostalgic about world-changing events but don’t have a million dollars to spare, you can always try selling some “authentic” fragments from your local construction site.

3. The “World’s Most Expensive” Virtual Date

In 2010, a man named “John” attempted to auction off a virtual date with him on eBay. Billed as the “world’s most expensive virtual date,” the auction promised dinner and a movie via webcam for the winner. The catch? The starting bid was a cool $1 million. To the surprise of no one, it didn’t exactly take off—but someone actually bid $3,000 before the listing was taken down.

Could it be the wave of the future? Are we all going to be selling virtual dinner dates for a living? The jury’s still out, but if you’re into the idea of making money by having a casual chat over video call, there might be a lucrative career waiting for you in the world of digital romance.

4. Air from the Space Around Us (AKA “Air from the Moon”)

In the spirit of unearthing the ridiculous, one eBay seller went ahead and listed “air from the Moon.” It’s unclear whether the air was “authentic” or if they had just walked outside and caught a few breaths of fresh Earth air, but the fact remains: someone tried to sell air from space. Unsurprisingly, the listing didn’t sell, but it certainly raised some eyebrows.

If this person had any sense of entrepreneurship, they might have decided to bottle “fresh, clean air from the future” or “air from the edge of the universe” for the ultimate collector’s item. Who wouldn’t want a jar of air from a place that’s out of reach for most people?

5. A Haunted Doll

If you’re ever looking to add a little spooky flair to your collection, eBay has you covered. In 2004, an eerie listing appeared: a haunted doll. Claimed to be cursed and possessing paranormal powers, the doll was advertised with various pictures of it in its “haunting” state. The seller even included a detailed story of its ghostly adventures, which was enough to scare off more than a few potential buyers—but for the brave, the doll went for over $1,000.

The weirdest part? People actually believe in haunted objects, and the trend continues today. Haunted dolls, cursed paintings, and ghost-infused trinkets regularly show up on eBay, all while the question lingers: are these spirits real, or are they just… really good marketing?

6. The Holy Grail of Weird: A Human Soul

Okay, this one might just take the cake. In 2001, a seller listed their own soul for sale on eBay. Yes, you read that correctly. They claimed that after years of soul-searching, they had decided to part with their spiritual essence. The price? A cool $2.5 million. The listing included promises of a "forever" soul, one that was guaranteed to be “genuine and intact.”

The auction was, of course, shut down by eBay, and there are likely countless other similar listings that have never seen the light of day. But just think about it: For a few million dollars, you could own someone’s soul. If you’re thinking about putting your own soul up for sale, I’d advise against it. But hey, it’s the internet, where anything can happen.

7. Justin Bieber's Left Shoe

In the never-ending realm of celebrity memorabilia, it’s no surprise that Justin Bieber's left shoe was sold for a whopping $15,000. While there are many ways to cash in on a celebrity's belongings, this one takes the cake for its sheer oddity. According to the seller, the shoe was worn during a concert (though there was no way to prove it, of course), and it somehow garnered a huge following.

It’s unclear why the left shoe was worth so much more than its right counterpart, but in the world of celebrity, anything goes. If you’re lucky enough to own any of Justin Bieber’s personal belongings (like a shoelace, perhaps?), you might just have a small fortune on your hands.

8. A Celebrity's Broken Heart

In 2009, someone tried to sell their broken heart on eBay. No, it wasn’t a metaphorical heartbreak, but a literal listing offering the broken heart of someone who had gone through a recent breakup. For only $2,500, the seller promised to send you the “emotional turmoil” of their heartbreak, which was said to come with a custom letter and the “emotional baggage” that had accumulated during the relationship.

I’m not sure if this was a cry for help, an attempt to profit from their own suffering, or a clever commentary on the weird nature of online selling—but whatever it was, it certainly took “emotional sales” to a whole new level.

9. A Bag of Air from the World’s Most Expensive Hotel

If you’re in the market for an unusual souvenir, how about a bag of air from one of the world’s most luxurious hotels? In 2014, an enterprising seller listed a bag of “luxurious hotel air” that was allegedly taken from the Ritz-Carlton in Dubai. For the low price of $500, buyers could get a little whiff of what it’s like to breathe in the refined air of the ultra-wealthy.

Of course, the listing didn’t specify exactly how much “luxury” was contained in each bag of air. But if you’re feeling particularly fancy and want to experience the breath of the wealthy without ever leaving your living room, this might be just the thing for you.

10. A Completely Useless Box

Sometimes, simplicity is the best kind of weird. In this case, the “Completely Useless Box” was exactly what it sounded like: a box that had no function other than to be completely useless. The buyer would flip a switch, and a little mechanical hand would emerge and turn the switch back off. And that’s it. No purpose, no meaning—just a box that did absolutely nothing.

But here’s the kicker: people bought it. The market for useless objects is huge, and it’s a reminder that sometimes, the most absurd things are the ones that spark the most joy.

Conclusion: The World of Online Weirdness

So there you have it—some of the weirdest things ever sold online. From pieces of toast to haunted dolls, there’s no shortage of strange and wacky items floating around the digital marketplace. It’s a reminder that in the world of e-commerce, anything can be a hot commodity. Whether you’re looking for something truly unique or just want to buy something that makes you laugh, the internet has a little something for everyone—even if it’s a little (or a lot) strange.

In the end, the strangest part isn’t the things being sold; it’s the fact that there’s someone out there who’s willing to buy them. The internet truly is a place where the weird and wonderful can thrive. And hey, maybe your next great purchase is just one odd click away.